West Verginia windows2005

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Saturday, 18-Feb-2006 20:45:11

Dear Consumers:

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2005 West Virginia EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of West
Virginia .
If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The West Virginia EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads:
WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Please also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as " 4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, " Duct Tape" pops up

CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY INWest Virginia EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset..............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find...............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back...............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... stuff ah done did

Also note that the West Virginia EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2005:

Tiperiter............a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers.......................a graphics viewer

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the West Virginia EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.

I hope this helps all y'all!

Billy Bob Gates

Get er done!

Post 2 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 18-Feb-2006 20:55:25

lmfao lmfao lmfao

Post 3 by Jess227 on Saturday, 18-Feb-2006 23:26:30

Crap, I'm killin myself laughing! Where'd you get this?

Post 4 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 19-Feb-2006 14:30:52

that was good. hahaha

Post 5 by sparkie (the hilljack) on Sunday, 19-Feb-2006 19:40:12

Lol I had a friend who sent it and he's from southern ohio, not west verginia, I do have some wv friends i go to church though, so I passed it on to them lol. Glad yall like it.
Troy

Post 6 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2006 11:23:26

Ah god that was fucking brilliant! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Post 7 by lights_rage (I just keep on posting!) on Wednesday, 08-Mar-2006 22:40:48

oh dear lord yall. someone e-mail that to me i am too lazy to copy it